The Golden Toilet Paper Conspiracy

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Need I say, I told you so?

No. But it sure feels good to rub it in to all those contrarian detractors.

But let’s take the higher road instead by using this opportunity to learn from the current, unprecedented history we are making in these strange days.

Today’s lesson is on the difference between natural, inherent, intrinsic value and imaginary, acquired, extrinsic value. And for our example, we shall compare gold with toilet paper. Can you guess which one of these has inherent value and which depends upon a purely artificial one? I’m guessing with recent news and perhaps even personal experience you can probably now, possibly for the first time, clearly understand that difference.

But if you can’t, let’s sit back and toss this around for a minute.

Close your eyes. Imagine you are walking in the woods on a nice trail in the middle of God’s Country with no civilization to be seen. Suddenly, you realize that Mexican food you ate for lunch is signaling your bowels that it’s ready to be defecated and ready NOW! On the horizon, strangely enough, you spot two traveling salesmen, one selling gold at a discount and one selling toilet paper at an engrossed, extravagant cost. Right next to these kiosks is a public restroom, which displays a sign that says, due to a government-created bioweapon, this bathroom, the only one within 20 miles, is a BYOTP (bring your own toilet paper) installation.

Now, you have 100 dollars in your pocket. A single one-ounce-of-gold formed in the shape of a trinket (coin) is on your left, and a roll of toilet paper is on your right.

Which one do you choose?

Let’s put this another way…

It’s the apocalypse. You are in the same situation except this time you have a roll of toilet paper in your pocket. You come out of the artificial security provided by your pre-planned bug-out point in the forest with your small, completely dependent child and come upon the same situation, but this time there is only a gold salesman next to the toilet and he is selling gold trinkets (coins) that have no use or inherent value in such an apocalyptic state of existence. In other words, you can’t plant them, eat them, or wipe your ass with them, but they sure are pretty. The public toilet sits there next to this grocer of worthless trinkets (gold coins), once again devoid of toilet paper, and your child is squirming and signaling that he’s gotta go real bad. But the salesman is selling gold trinkets (coins) at a real good price, only one roll of toilet paper for a single, useless one-ounce coin! And it sure is pretty, my precious.

Now, you have only one roll of toilet paper and cannot imagine where you’ll find or even be able to trade for your next one. You have a toilet to your left without toilet paper and a kiosk on the right selling gold for toilet paper.

Which course do you choose?

Here’s a third scenario…

It’s the middle of another great or greater depression. Not hard to imagine. You are in the same situation as above except that this time there is a salesman selling toilet paper for $500 a roll, but is also willing to accept gold trinkets (coins) because he “knows a guy” that will buy them on behalf of some elitist politician that has everything he needs (including toilet paper) while everyone else is suffering in depression with stinky, smelly left hands because all “water rights” were previously purchased or taken by eminent domain by government. Like a fool, you collected gold coins when times were prosperous, greedy, and gainful, and so have a few of those inherently worthless gold coins in your pocket that no-one else wants, hoping someone remains among the plebeian dregs of this grand delusion of a depression that still recognizes the previous, artificial value in those symbolic trinkets (coins) made of 90% gold. And so, as your kid tugs at your pant leg and crosses his legs in an effort to avoid pooping in his dirty, worn out pants, and as you find yourself starting to feel the compulsive onslaught of that same Mexican fiesta (made from dried, rancid, storable bean powder you have hidden in the forest for years in preparation for this very moment), you must now decide which is more important, gold trinkets (coins) or a roll of toilet paper?

But the truth is, you already know. You’ve always known, though you might not admit it. For what is inherent and self-evident is always known to us. What is useful and what is purely a vanity or idol is also inherently known to us, though we may easily fall prey to the glittering charms of the commercial products of artifice and uselessness.

Is gold worthless? Of course not, says the brainwashed gold consumers and collectors that have been indoctrinated to believe by gold dealers and brokers that gold coins somehow have all sorts of uses. From jewelry to computers to all sorts of electronics, technology, and industrial machinery, gold is very useful to… oops, I forgot, it’s the middle of the greater depression and you’re bugged out in the forest. You have no electricity or fuel to run anything artificial, and powered technology obviously isn’t very useful after an apocalyptic event, now is it? No power outlets in the trees, right? Honestly, you don’t know how to use gold in any construction of technology, and you already sold the last of your once coveted jewelry just to feed yourself and your family for a few days back when people could still be fooled by its pretended value. And worst of all, your kid needs to take a shit, and quite frankly so do you – or leave a shit. Still can’t figure that one out. Can’t really take a dump, can I. That would be gross, though it might be more valuable than gold in this case, since technically I could use it as fertilizer.

But I digress…

The correct question is this: Is gold inherently worthless to the basic needs of man? Of course it is.

So what about toilet paper?

Well, let’s just say that I’m thinking about becoming a traveling bidet salesman right about now due to mass shortages and toilet paper riots at Costco and Walmart. Funny, because they all ran right by the jewelry counter with all those pure gold trinkets straight for the limited supply of butt-wipes.

And you know what Confusus said: He that goes to bed with itchy butt, often wake up with sticky finger.

As for the so-called value of gold, I’ve told you this many times, but let’s do it again, for old times sake…


“Golden calf, idol worshipped by the Hebrews during the period of the Exodus from Egypt in the 13th century BC and during the age of Jeroboam I, king of Israel, in the 10th century BC. Mentioned in Exodus 32 and I Kings 12 in the Old Testament, worship of the golden calf is seen as a supreme act of apostasy, the rejection of a faith once confessed. The figure is probably a representation of the Egyptian bull god Apis in the earlier period and of the Canaanite fertility god Baal in the latter. In Exodus 32 the Hebrews escaping Egypt asked Aaron, the brother of their leader Moses, to fashion a golden calf during the long absence of Moses on Mt. Sinai. Upon returning from the mountain with the tablets of the Law and seeing the people worshipping the golden calf, Moses broke the tablets (symbolic of breaking the covenant relationship with God) and had the idol melted down, pulverized, and mixed with water. The people were required to drink the mixture, an ordeal to separate the unfaithful (who later died in a plague) from the faithful (who lived). Defending the faith in the God revealed to Moses against the calf worshippers were the Levites, who became the priestly caste.”

–Encyclopedia Britannica


Let’s be clear, they (and you) are not worshiping the calf or even the gold that calf is made from. They are worshiping mammon. They are worshiping the artificial value of the golden calf, the fiction, the image, the idol, the idea, which necessarily means that what is real and needed by men is valued less, including the value of all life itself. It’s all about false valuation. It’s all about evil men convincing you that the value of what is real is less than its monetary valuation in mammon (i.e. money). It’s all about the inherent truth that money is the root of all evil. But more to the point of what the Bible tells us, it’s the belief (love) of money that is the root of all evil. To love or hate anything is to believe in its existence, that it has actual value. Belief (faith) is everything, for money is an instrument of pure faith, a symbol of value mistaken for being value itself.

The purpose of hoarding gold is only one, a hedge against the current, corrupted government structure. Why? Because the value of gold is set by that same government structure. Government is the bank. Government is the banker. Government is the money-changer. For without government, no standard valuation of money or gold and silver would exist. The mint is a government corporation. The SEC? Government. The Fed? Government. All money is property of government. And it can be confiscated from you (the user of another’s property) at any time.

The problem is, all governments in the end are ultimately revealed to be what they always were intended to be: Ponzi schemes. Their very design is to steal all that is real and replace the real with artificial representations of the real, namely certificates of legal (artificial) title. For example, one may hold gold certificates in place of actual gold. But this creates a whole new problem, for then those gold certificates are treated as financial instruments at both face value and potential (future) interest and thereby used as collateral on other artificial monetary transactions, until the point where the actual value of the actually held (physical) gold is hypothecated and reprojected so many times that for every actual ounce of real gold there are millions, billions, or trillions of derivatives and collaterals built upon it. Thus, they tell us that gold will reach $10,000 or much higher in monetary (artificial) value soon, and we wet our pants in excitement as we seek to purchase not the gold itself, for it has no use to us, but the idea of the gold being valuable. It’s a lie. It’s like a rare baseball trading card, which, if it merely gets wet, looses most or all its supposed, artificial value. Anything valued in money is of course a lie. And if gold is worth that much in artificial money, then that means the economy is collapsed and no one will be able to use that gold anyway. No economy, no computers, no machines, no nothing. And if the money is worthless (devalued) than so is the gold, for the purpose of holding gold is to boast and trade it in its monetary value.

In other words, the $10,000 gold is actually worth less than it was when it was only $1,000 gold, and was worth even more when it was at only $100. Why? Because the artificial money that gold was valued in was worth that much in gold. The fool would thus believe that $10,000 gold makes the gold that much more valuable than $100 gold, mistaking actual, inherent value with the artificial scarcity doctrine of supply and demand. You see, it’s not so much what the legal value of gold actually is, it’s how useful that gold is in reality that matters. And like the game of musical chairs, he that is left without an outlet to sell that gold is left holding worthless trinkets that were once worshiped in idolatry.

But don’t be fooled, for this is also exactly why government and its incorporate masters not only hoard but hold on to all the gold, because they know that in the future, the gold will once again be re-sellable at a mere $100 or even $10 in whatever new monetary system (government) they create and rule over, and that this means the currency is almost as valuable as the gold. But they also know that you will be fool enough to use your hoarded gold as money, not by desire but by necessity, for that which you will need will suddenly be realized as more important than the idolatry you suffered when you purchased that gold. You will not hold it. And they will have agents everywhere collecting it as you foolishly trade it for, oh, I don’t know, things you need like toilet paper! And so, by the time a new system is in place, you’ll have nothing to buy in. You’ll have to become a debt-slave once again, selling your labor for wages like the prostitute you’ll be forced to become once again. You’ll accept the mark of being their beast of burden, for you are and never were an invited member and practitioner of the cult of the golden calf.

Everything the devils (agents/attorneys) of government do is inverse to what they teach the idiocracy of the public masses to do, for their wealth depends upon our collective ignorance and greed, and especially your envious desire to be just like they are in artificial status and wealth. Pathetic. And so, in this new system, they’ll once again be the wealthy, upper-elitist class spreading the impossible dream that all the rest of us can someday be like them if we work honestly and obey their laws. LOL! Imagine that, organized, criminal thieves (government) telling their victims that if they act in virtue and honesty they can be just as wealthy as the thief is as those thieves keep continuously stealing everything we honestly earn. Imagine the money-changers telling us we can be like them. Imagine that we believe our labor is worth the money they create to enrich themselves through the extortion (taxation) of all of us.

So why do they hoard gold? More importantly, why in these final days of democracy and capitalism are they trying so hard to make known what even ten years ago was mostly unknown to the public? Why are they advertising on every channel that gold is so valuable and that you should buy it, or at least the idea of it in certified title? Why the sudden push to educate the plebeian masses about gold? Quite simply, it is they that will reset the valuation of money and of gold in that new system of mammon. Therefore, they must ensure that all common people are deceived into valuing gold in mammon. We must be fooled into the belief (love) of gold as money. We must be made to covet that which will make them wealthy in the future system that they create. It is they that benefit, not you, and all initial transfers of gold and money will not be open to the public, silly rabbits. A secondary market will be set up for you to sell your own minuscule hoarded bag of gold, so that you cannot become wealthy as they are, unable to dwell in that same upper-class status where, to them, money is no object. Money is only an object to us, for to them, money (cost) bars them from nothing. All that is required of you is belief in that artificial value that they create in their own artificial currency. All they require to carry such wealth and status is for you to lustfully desire a piece of their proprietary pie. They are the golden calves you really worship. Seeking their wealth and status is to seek your own place at the top of the Ponzi pyramid. But in the end, you must realize that money is created for one and only one reason, to keep you and I in both abject poverty (compared to them) and therefore in a state of spiritual death. Money is control. Government is the source of money. Do the math. The wealthy elite do not care about money, only the illusion (prestige) that money creates. They care only that you believe that because they hold billions in artificial (unprinted) money they have privilege and higher status.

And then they tell you that you can be just like them, if you just worship the religion of greed called capitalism. Little do you expect that the capita (head) refers to you and your property being what supports the money they create. For in law Latin capita (i.e. capitalism) means “by the head”, a reference to counting cattle, or in other words, property. Slaves.


The ultimate ownership of all property is in the State; individual so-called “ownership” is only by virtue of government, i.e. law, amounting to mere user; and user must be in accordance with law and subordinate to the necessities of the State.”

—Senate Document No. 43, 73D Congress, 1st Session, entitled: “Contracts Payable in Gold”, by George Cyrus Thorpe, submitted to the senate: April 17, 1933


“Under the new law [Public Laws of the 73rd Congress, March 9, 1933] the money is issued to the [Federal Reserve] banks in return for Government obligations, bills of exchange, drafts, notes, trade acceptances, and banker’s acceptances. The money will be worth 100 cents on the dollar, because it is backed by the credit of the Nation. It will represent a mortgage on all the homes and other property of all the people in the Nation. 

—2013 Congressional Record, March 9, 1933, House, Congressman Patman, 73rd Congress, Special Session, 1st Session, Volume 77, Part 1, p. 83


“I want to show you where the people are being imposed upon by reason of the delegation of this tremendous power. I invite your attention to the fact that section 16 of the Federal Reserve Act provides that whenever the Government of the United States issues and delivers money, Federal Reserve notes, which are based on the credit of the Nationthey represent a mortgage upon your home and my home, and upon all the property of all the people of the Nation–to the Federal Reserve agent, an interest charge shall be collected for the Government…”

—Congressional Record March 13, 1933, House, Congressman Patman, 73rd Congress, Special Session, 1st Session, Volume 77, Part 1, p. 292


“The people have a valid claim against the Federal reserve banks. We ought to find out the exact amount of the people’s claim and we should collect that amount immediately and the Federal reserve banks, having violated their charters, should be liquidated immediately. Unless this is done by us, I predict that the American people, outraged, robbed, pillaged, insulted, and betrayed as they are in their own land, will rise in their wrath and send a President here who will sweep the money changers out of the temple.

—Congressional Record, June 10, 1932, House, Congressman McFadden, 72nd Congress, 1st Session, Volume 75, Part 11, pp. 12602, 12603


At this point, it’s not so much that gold is worth $10,000 an ounce as it is that the dollar itself is at the same time invariably worthless. If gold trinkets are worth $10,000 or even $1,000,000 in worthless paper bills then gold is worth exactly what it’s valued in, worthless bills of legal tender owned by government. Congratulations, for you are the proud owner of that which has no inherent, intrinsic value. And that’s the point. When we seek that which we want and desire, especially wealth in any form, instead of that which we physically and spiritually need, then we are destined to lose. And they know you will ignorantly shed those worthless trinkets (gold coins) as soon as you realize they cannot even purchase a roll of toilet paper.

So what is the purpose of holding gold? Why build your own golden calf?

There is only one reason, the reason that government and its rulers hold it. They don’t trade it, they keep it hidden. For only the principals (rulers) and agents (voluntary slaves) of any legal money-based system seek such a hedge against its own pre-designed failure. As in another Bible story, the idolatry of gold is eventually built into a statue for the purposes of holding and finally trading in that gold to purchase money, and therefore a new, artificial status. Not old money, but new money, in a new system. Only the image printed upon that money changes. The money is still the same artificial construct in the new system, which emerges from the ashes of the old. It will still have no intrinsic, inherent value, nor can it ever have it. Its value will still be set legally (anti-God, against the Law and Laws of Nature) by the newly ordained government that creates it. Its use will still be bound by that government and its authoritarian legal code. Why? Because the money is always and exclusively property of government. All nations are valued on the world stage of commerce by this single distinguishing factor, the valuation of their unique, proprietary form of money as compared to all others. And those that use it will merely pick up where they left off – buying their way into that new system as voluntary slaves (subjects in citizenship). Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Its name is mammon.

If this is not clear yet, let me put it as plainly as I can. The purpose of holding gold is to buy into the emerging New World (secular) Order. It’s to purchase a higher, wealthy (money-driven), artificial status in an artificial society. It’s to break all the moral laws, from Charity to Forgiveness. It’s to sell yourself out to the god of mammon and the false gods of that new system. And it has been this way since pre-Biblical times, over and over, until finally the beast system of world government is now coming to fruition before our eyes.

We are at a crossroads. For that whole system, that whole world (secular) order is dependent upon one and only one thing – your individual belief in the artificial value of gold and anything used as money. Without this faith in artificial valuation (mammon), no government can exist except out of complete tyranny and oppression. And so this fork in the road becomes quite clear, God (Jehovah) or mammon (monetary value). In other words, we shall either begin to cherish life and existence for its inherent, self-existent, spiritual value, or we shall fall deeper into the legal matrix and become willing slaves of the idol we artificially, immorally value it with. We shall either love and protect reality or fall deeper into the artificial matrix of mammon, of false valuation, of believing that the value in money of everything that exists is more valuable than actual existence, then life itself.

Your support of the artificial value of gold in the artificial valuation of government money (mammon) is necessary for this New World (secular) Order to come into its own false existence. Your belief in the valuation of all things in government money is what gives power and authority to the laws of government, for if you search with spiritual eyes, all government laws (US Code) have something to do with money. You are the key, the kindling that creates the fires of hell we desire to burn in. Without you there is no order out of chaos. Without your belief in artifice there can be no legal law governing that artifice they create. The New World Order depends solely upon your belief and use of its money, upon your idolatry of the golden calf.

Shit… and you thought this was just going to be about toilet paper.


–Clint > richard-son (
–Friday, March 13th, 2020


Lethal Injection Part 2 Coming Soon


“When men differ, both sides ought to equally be heard by the
public, for when truth and error have fair play, the former is
always an overmatch for the latter.”

–Benjamin Franklin


Greetings programs…

Here is the first teaser trailer for my new audio/video book/documentary.

They know… Congress is well-aware that doctors (through prescription and medical error)
are openly shown to actually be the #1 killer of Americans.


Please note that this is a new youtube channel, created for the purposes of my new radio shows and for trailers for this audio/visual book. I doubt very much the final video will be allowed to be posted and played without being censored, and so please keep this channel handy for updates and to learn how to receive this video offline (free and not for profit), most likely on a thumb drive that you can pass out in activism.

About the project: I’m trying something new. This is not your typical movie or documentary, it is in fact a resource book designed to be listened to and watched, an 40? hour audio/visual experience not before attempted as far as I know, and therefore breaking all the rules of brainwashing and control that keeps us dumbed down through 10 minute memes and popular culture. It will make you laugh and cry, like seeing the (secular) world for the first time. This is a book that you don’t have to read because I’m reading all of their studies and information to you. It is a PHD course in medicine and pharmaceuticals, eugenics (now “genetics”) and its source in university syndicalism and their patents, chemical/biological weapons, drugs in the military, the truth about the proven effects of toxic metals as ingredients and adjuvants, and will prove without a doubt the connection of drugs and vaccines to all modern disease states, drugs impossible to acquire without a doctors prescription (iatrogenic/doctor-caused harm and death). It will expose the Truth behind a most heinous and extreme fallacious lie – that doctors in fact do not take any official oath to do no harm, and certainly not the Hypocritical oath. And it will show the history of doctors and nurses promoting every unhealthy, cancer-causing, recreational and illicit drug as a “cure-all” from cigarettes to methamphetamine, cocaine to speed, alcohol to canibus. Most importantly, this is an attempt to preserve the history of what is fallaciously labeled as the anti-vaccination movement, from its satiric beginnings against mandated vaccines with cow pus (pox) to its now almost completely censored attempts to educate and use science to help people make educated choices, and to prevent the same catastrophes caused by the mandated inoculations of the past.

In the end, my intention is not only to end any debate about the harm caused by inoculation, but to place all the pieces of the puzzle into one undeniable, inarguable master class, revealing 100’s of their own studies and publicly unspoken knowledge of the well-documented harm (side-effects) they have caused, including all the players, good and evil, that complete the puzzle once and for all. In this way, I hope to preserve all the efforts of all of us that have publicly fought this fight and suffered the consequences and censorship of blowing the proverbial whistle.

You’ll be shocked at what I’ve put together, and your suspicions will either be verified or disproven… or you will find the Truth to be much stranger than the fictions you’ve been led to believe. This project is the nuclear bomb to end this foolish world war of willful, institutionalized ignorance and outright, provable lies.

Please help me to get this new youtube channel out there by sharing it and this blog, and either copying or embedding these trailers anywhere you can find them a willing home. Remember, no permission is required to copy, quote, use, and repost my works, ever.

The working, most likely final title? Exactly what it is: Lethal Injection: A Corruption Of Blood

Thanks to all,


–Clint > richard-son (
–Saturday, August 2nd, 2019 (on the artificial roman timeline)